Johnny's Blog http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:45:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Headphones On http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny/2009/06/25/headphones-on/ http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny/2009/06/25/headphones-on/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:45:34 +0000 admin http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny/?p=12 I don’t know if you all have been listening to the ICarly song “Headphones On” as much as I have lately but there is one thing about the pop sensation that is bothering me.  It is the following lyric:

 

“Twenty four hours since I’ve been outside”

 

They imply that this is something unusual, well what does that mean for those of us who didn’t go outside between the hours of 5pm Friday and 8 am Monday?  Are we some kind of unusual weirdo just because we spent the entire weekend inside painting our miniatures and masturbating to late night Cinemax?  Go to hell ICarly.

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god wat the hell is wrong with all of you people at dumbbaby.net? praying on
innocent kids tv shows like spongebob squarepants??? how could you do that? what if
some little kid see that! kids actually BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE
SEE! and wat is wron with stoners???? you people act like yall havent done it! you
people are sick. and you know wat? ima go home, get my legos and my bong, and smoke
a go damn joint!!!! how bout them for your apples!!!!!

In other news I’m planning on updating the Degrassi bios.  I’m slowly working on those, but I have some material finished. 

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 Its sad that Nutsy Frederickson can no longer draw the comic but sadly he was drafted and then killed in Vietnam.  I told him the Vietnam war has been over for some time but he wanted to serve his country.  God bless you Nutsy

 Some of you may think the style change is really jarring since it is the middle of a story.  Others might not care because they dont read Seal of Aproval.  I like the new style and if I had artistic ability Iwould totally do something like this.  Its all hand done which was part of my original vision and I am very happy with the new look. 

 So heres to you Nancy, lets hope you dont get bored with this and only make one new comic a month like the last person. 

]]> http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny/2008/06/03/seal-of-aproval-gets-new-artist/feed/ 0 We haven’t updated for awhile. http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny/2008/04/14/we-havent-updated-for-awhile/ http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny/2008/04/14/we-havent-updated-for-awhile/#comments Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:52:18 +0000 admin http://blog.dumbbaby.net/johnny/2008/04/14/we-havent-updated-for-awhile/ Usually I try to get an article out a week.  That hasn’t been happening lately.  I have a big project I am working on for the site, and I am sure everybody will love it, but unfortanatly it is taking longer then expected.  Usually in a situation like this I will write little filler articles that are not funny.  This time I have been using all my time to finish off this major project.  I was planning on finishing it last friday while I worked the graveyard shift at the group home I work at, but one of the kids decided to instead flip a shit and I was busy calling the police and couldn’t get work done.  I should however get it finished this week.  Be strong faithful readers…be strong.

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Some of you may remember that article I made making fun of Marmaduke Explained.  I’m guessing Joe Mathlete read it and it broke his heart, so he decided to quit.  Let’s chalk another victory on the board for Dumb Baby.  First it was Ranger Boards, then Progressive Boink and now Joe Mathlete.  Another internet site that didn’t even know we were rivals falls to the knees of Dumb Baby’s satire. 

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So what I’m saying is that we should all cut Brittany Spears some slack…or take away Courtney Love’s child. Most likely we should take away Courtney Love’s kid.

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Subject:   degrassi reviews and various other instances of brilliance
From:   loboagogo@aim.com
Date:   Sun, October 7, 2007 5:45 pm
To:   johnny@dumbbaby.net
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I feel compelled to portray the gigantic nerd that I am, and express my love forboth your brand of humor, and the? focus of it. It makes me want to ask you on adate so I can force you to watch terrible B movies and live action witness my ownMystery Science Theater 3000. Like Craig to Angela, apparently I aim for creepy. 

Anyhow, I thought I’d bring to your attention (if you haven’t noticed yet) that inthe new theme song to the show, Every other character gets a montage of theircoolest scenes in the past seasons (i.e.

Liberty embarrassing the shit out ofherself when she stretches her face on the video announcements) EXCEPT AdamoRuggiero. I can’t help but think it’s because they decided that they changed thetheme song so much already that they felt obligated to keep the logo appearing in areally awkward place (on a middle school girl’s ass, on a gay kid’s back) without abunch of blue squares flying around to distract you from the fact that you ARE infact watching Degrassi. Either that or I just have too much time on my hands. 

-Molly

 

 

There’s no reason to force me to watch terrible B movies with you, I actually enjoy doing that.  I also like watching Legends of the

Hidden Temple and making fun of it, so that will give us something to do when we only have half an hour to make fun of television.

 

Now your Degrassi insight is fairly intriguing.  I never actually realized that Marco gets the shaft (hee hee)  when it comes to a montage.  One could say its because he has the logo, but I say its because he doesn’t have any memorable moments.  Really the only one is when he and Dylan kissed, but Degrassi has shown them kissing so many times that its old hat.  Its getting to the point where its more common to see a same sex couple kiss then a regular couple.  The producers were probably had the theme sequence finished except for the Marco montages and were planning on adding some later.  However they never got around to it and decided they didn’t care, so now Marco doesn’t get a montage during the opening theme.    

 

 

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