Archive for October, 2007

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Did Courtney Love ever lose her kid? I think Children’s Services got involved early on, but I think for the most part Courtney Love has had custody of her child. It occurred to me the other day that it’s a bit hypocritical for Brittany Spears to lose her kids because she is a slutty drunk with no respect for the law when Courtney Love does the exact same thing and nobody cares. At least Brittany use to be decent. When was the last time Courtney Love was sober? I don’t think she has been sober in the last 25 years and that goes double for when she was pregnant. I remember a big uproar when people found out Spears smoked once while pregnant. Love did heroin everyday while pregnant. The fetus was lucky if heroin was the weakest drug pumping through its tiny veins.

So what I’m saying is that we should all cut Brittany Spears some slack…or take away Courtney Love’s child. Most likely we should take away Courtney Love’s kid.

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Mail Call

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

Subject:   degrassi reviews and various other instances of brilliance
From:   loboagogo@aim.com
Date:   Sun, October 7, 2007 5:45 pm
To:   johnny@dumbbaby.net
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I feel compelled to portray the gigantic nerd that I am, and express my love forboth your brand of humor, and the? focus of it. It makes me want to ask you on adate so I can force you to watch terrible B movies and live action witness my ownMystery Science Theater 3000. Like Craig to Angela, apparently I aim for creepy. 

Anyhow, I thought I’d bring to your attention (if you haven’t noticed yet) that inthe new theme song to the show, Every other character gets a montage of theircoolest scenes in the past seasons (i.e.

Liberty embarrassing the shit out ofherself when she stretches her face on the video announcements) EXCEPT AdamoRuggiero. I can’t help but think it’s because they decided that they changed thetheme song so much already that they felt obligated to keep the logo appearing in areally awkward place (on a middle school girl’s ass, on a gay kid’s back) without abunch of blue squares flying around to distract you from the fact that you ARE infact watching Degrassi. Either that or I just have too much time on my hands. 

-Molly

 

 

There’s no reason to force me to watch terrible B movies with you, I actually enjoy doing that.  I also like watching Legends of the

Hidden Temple and making fun of it, so that will give us something to do when we only have half an hour to make fun of television.

 

Now your Degrassi insight is fairly intriguing.  I never actually realized that Marco gets the shaft (hee hee)  when it comes to a montage.  One could say its because he has the logo, but I say its because he doesn’t have any memorable moments.  Really the only one is when he and Dylan kissed, but Degrassi has shown them kissing so many times that its old hat.  Its getting to the point where its more common to see a same sex couple kiss then a regular couple.  The producers were probably had the theme sequence finished except for the Marco montages and were planning on adding some later.  However they never got around to it and decided they didn’t care, so now Marco doesn’t get a montage during the opening theme.    

 

 

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The Office

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

I finally got to see the season premier of The Office.  I taped it last week and decided to watch it before today’s episode because otherwise I would not know what was going on.  That episode was good, and I bet the rest of the season will be up to par as well.  Watching The Office really gets me thinking.  Mostly about the show According to Jim.  In a world where we have quality programs like The Office how does According to Jim survive?  It is the worst show ever.  Who exactly is watching it?  I guess John Belushi is so funny that ABC decided to just throw his brother a bone and air his terrible and unfunny tv show.  Its not like ABC has much else to put on their channel. 

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