Johnny’s Blog

I don’t know if you all have been listening to the ICarly song “Headphones On” as much as I have lately but there is one thing about the pop sensation that is bothering me.  It is the following lyric:

“Twenty four hours since I’ve been outside”

They imply that this is something unusual, well what does that mean for those of us who didn’t go outside between the hours of 5pm Friday and 8 am Monday?  Are we some kind of unusual weirdo just because we spent the entire weekend inside painting our miniatures and masturbating to late night Cinemax?  Go to hell ICarly.

I got a fun little email I thought I would share.  It shows why  you shouldn’t drink/ do drugs and then go on the internet.  Enjoy

god wat the hell is wrong with all of you people at dumbbaby.net? praying on
innocent kids tv shows like spongebob squarepants??? how could you do that? what if
some little kid see that! kids actually BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE
SEE! and wat is wron with stoners???? you people act like yall havent done it! you
people are sick. and you know wat? ima go home, get my legos and my bong, and smoke
a go damn joint!!!! how bout them for your apples!!!!!

In other news I’m planning on updating the Degrassi bios.  I’m slowly working on those, but I have some material finished. 

Good news everybody!  Seal of Aproval has a new artist.  Her name is Nancy Napalm and in real life I am dating her.  That means if you make fun of her artistic ability then I will have to kick your ass. 

 Its sad that Nutsy Frederickson can no longer draw the comic but sadly he was drafted and then killed in Vietnam.  I told him the Vietnam war has been over for some time but he wanted to serve his country.  God bless you Nutsy

 Some of you may think the style change is really jarring since it is the middle of a story.  Others might not care because they dont read Seal of Aproval.  I like the new style and if I had artistic ability Iwould totally do something like this.  Its all hand done which was part of my original vision and I am very happy with the new look. 

 So heres to you Nancy, lets hope you dont get bored with this and only make one new comic a month like the last person. 

Usually I try to get an article out a week.  That hasn’t been happening lately.  I have a big project I am working on for the site, and I am sure everybody will love it, but unfortanatly it is taking longer then expected.  Usually in a situation like this I will write little filler articles that are not funny.  This time I have been using all my time to finish off this major project.  I was planning on finishing it last friday while I worked the graveyard shift at the group home I work at, but one of the kids decided to instead flip a shit and I was busy calling the police and couldn’t get work done.  I should however get it finished this week.  Be strong faithful readers…be strong.

What the hell Joe Mathlete.  I don’t care that your heart isn’t into it, you write one sentence a day.  It must take about 30 seconds.  Suck it up. 

Some of you may remember that article I made making fun of Marmaduke Explained.  I’m guessing Joe Mathlete read it and it broke his heart, so he decided to quit.  Let’s chalk another victory on the board for Dumb Baby.  First it was Ranger Boards, then Progressive Boink and now Joe Mathlete.  Another internet site that didn’t even know we were rivals falls to the knees of Dumb Baby’s satire. 

Did Courtney Love ever lose her kid? I think Children’s Services got involved early on, but I think for the most part Courtney Love has had custody of her child. It occurred to me the other day that it’s a bit hypocritical for Brittany Spears to lose her kids because she is a slutty drunk with no respect for the law when Courtney Love does the exact same thing and nobody cares. At least Brittany use to be decent. When was the last time Courtney Love was sober? I don’t think she has been sober in the last 25 years and that goes double for when she was pregnant. I remember a big uproar when people found out Spears smoked once while pregnant. Love did heroin everyday while pregnant. The fetus was lucky if heroin was the weakest drug pumping through its tiny veins.

So what I’m saying is that we should all cut Brittany Spears some slack…or take away Courtney Love’s child. Most likely we should take away Courtney Love’s kid.

I finally got to see the season premier of The Office.  I taped it last week and decided to watch it before today’s episode because otherwise I would not know what was going on.  That episode was good, and I bet the rest of the season will be up to par as well.  Watching The Office really gets me thinking.  Mostly about the show According to Jim.  In a world where we have quality programs like The Office how does According to Jim survive?  It is the worst show ever.  Who exactly is watching it?  I guess John Belushi is so funny that ABC decided to just throw his brother a bone and air his terrible and unfunny tv show.  Its not like ABC has much else to put on their channel. 

It looks like I have a blog again.  That is cool.  I wanted to make my first post, but I have very little to say.  I guess I can talk about my latest article.  That took me about three months of on and off writing.  I doubt anybody will get that much enjoyment from it since they probably have not read the book.  Personally I find it pretty funny.  If everybody was like me then Dumb Baby would be more successful