The Caribbean Monk seal has been announced extinct on Friday.

Good, I say. It was a loser.

The problem is Nicholson mostly plays psychopaths. I guess the Joker, the guy from The Shining and that other guy from whatever movie that was all support Hillary Clinton.

Here’s how white I am. When I heard about the controversy, I had to check Wikipedia to see what nappy-hair is. I didn’t know there was even a word for black people hair. I still don’t even know if “nappy” is considered an insult, but since this is the hair style Ben Wallace wears, I think any black women should be proud to look like that.

Some people will say a women probably doesn’t want to be told she looks like Ben Wallace, to which I say, “Come on, 4 time NBA All Star and Defensive Player of the Year! Only player to have 1,000 rebounds, 100 blocks, and 100 steals in 4 consecutive seasons! Any women would be proud of that record.”