Freddy Krueger is Dumb

I hate every Nightmare on Elm Street movie that is not the first one. I don’t know how dumb people in the 80’s were, but if they found any of the sequels scary they must have been very. The first sequel wasn’t even trying; it climaxed with Freddy crashing a pool party and throwing plastic lawn chairs. He wasn’t a threat, all one of the teenagers who looked like 26 year olds had to do was kicked Freddy in the balls and her would have been defeated. The second sequel featured Freddy in terrifying 1987 claymation. Wow, I was literally scared bored. Fuck you, Nightmare on Elm Street, none of you movies are any good.