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Jack White and Alicia Keys recorded a song for the recent James Bond film,  Quantum of Solice. It is the worst Jack White or Alicia Keys song ever, but at the same time also the best song ever written for a James Bond movie.

Jodie Sweetin Has Cocaine Relapse

According to a co-worker on the set of her new movie Port City, actress Jodie Sweetin has been using drugs…again.

“I watched Jodie Sweetin snort cocaine,” said the eyewitness who is quoted in this week’s National Enquirer.

The 27 year-old Full House star, who went into rehab for her methamphetamine and alcohol addictions in 2005, may have endangered her custody rights over 9 month-old daughter Zoie, whom she shares with estranged husband Cody Herpin.

This is still a rumor, but it doesn’t mean we can’t believe it happaned.

Remember Play-Doh smell? Cause I sure do.

kenanthompson.net has been updated with a spanking new flash design. Gone is the guest book. I had a plan to post an entry on Kenan’s guest book once a day every day, but the guest book went offline after my first post. Either Kenan cannot afford the fees for a guest book or they knew who I was and did not want to suffer the fate of so many Power Ranger and Degrassi forums before them. I have a lot of free time. You can send a message to Kenan, but you have to provide your phone number in case Kenan wants to come over to your place for beer or something. I sent Kenan this message:

I love you Kenan. I love you as much as my cat, Mr. Kitty. He is black too.

I hate every Nightmare on Elm Street movie that is not the first one. I don’t know how dumb people in the 80’s were, but if they found any of the sequels scary they must have been very. The first sequel wasn’t even trying; it climaxed with Freddy crashing a pool party and throwing plastic lawn chairs. He wasn’t a threat, all one of the teenagers who looked like 26 year olds had to do was kicked Freddy in the balls and her would have been defeated. The second sequel featured Freddy in terrifying 1987 claymation. Wow, I was literally scared bored. Fuck you, Nightmare on Elm Street, none of you movies are any good.

Here is the first trailer for The Dark Knight

Here is a version of the trailer using clips from the 1989 Tim Burton movie

Following in Yoda811’s footsteps would be tough for any man who isn’t ntbone and his version of the trailer using clips from the 1960 TV show

I like that both spoofs replaced the Morgan Freeman character with a brief shot of the only black guy in either the 1989 movie or TV show. Now here is the trailer in Lego

The Caribbean Monk seal has been announced extinct on Friday.

Good, I say. It was a loser.

This is the view outside my apartment at noon today. That’s my car there.

It’s spring!

It turns out SNL and Nickelodeon star Kenan Thompson has an official website. It’s at kenanthompson.net. I am surprised it has its own domain name, I always imagined the official Kenan Thompson website would be a Geocities page.

Make sure you go to .net for all your Kenan needs because kenanthompson.com is some stupid domain squatter’s page. They are trying to cash in on Kenan’s fame. Jokes on them, they will have no success at that.

I have a gray t-shirt that says COLLEGE in black letters. It doesn’t say which college I went to, but I tell people it’s the shirt you get when you graduate from college. I find it ironic–ironic like a college kid would! Howza!